I know Angelina adopts children more often that most people buy shoes. I can understand why keeping track of them can be confusing. And I know each one of her children has its origins in a different part of the globe. So that's also confusing.
So Papa Angelina wants so make nice with the mother of Brad Pitt's babies. Now he has publicly begged her to get help for her mental problems on Access Hollywood in the past, so I can understand why Mr. Voight might be on Angelina's shitlist. But in an effort to reach out to his daughter, he decided to send Maddox a birthday greeting while walking the red carpet for the BAFTA awards (That would be the crappy British equivalent of the oscars. At the BAFTA's all celebrity gift baskets come with complimentary tubes of crest and dental floss). And he did okay with that. He got Mad's age right and everything. However, he fucked up with Zahara, sending his love to Shakira instead. Although to Papa Angelina's credit, he did realize that he might be mistaken, and asked the reporter who was interviewing him if he kid's name was Shakira or Shahira, to which the reporter responded.......come on, all together now...................ZAHARA. So papa Voight tried again, sent his love to Maddox, took back his love for the 29-year-old Colombian songstress and resent it to the 1 1/2 year old Ethiopian baby, and then after pausing again (to either avoid another mistake or perhaps he really did need a moment to think of his biological granddaughter's name) sent his love to Shiloh Nouvel.
If I were those kids, especially, Z, I wouldn't want grandpa's love. I'd say fuck you grandpa, if you can't tell the difference between me and a latin singer 27 years older than I am then you can keep your goddamn kisses and hugs. Just keep those $20 bills in the birthday cards comin'